The day has finally come. After many long years hiding behind a workbench, I am officially unemployed. Time to look on the brightside.
Things I could do now that I am jobless
- Sleep till noon
- Sleep till the following day
- Watch TV all day long
- Eat meals out of order
- Eat frozen chicken for lunch
- Drink a huge cup of coffee at midnight
- Get drunk on weekdays
- Hang out at the bar till closing time
- Write stupid blog entry like this one
Things I don’t have to do now that I am jobless
- Chase deadlines
- Finishing a project
- Listen to a boss
- Attend pointless meetings
- Find excuses to skip work
- Making someone else to take the fall for my stupid mistakes
- Hide behind a workbench
It’s time to rock and roll.
Comments 2
I look forward to the day I no longer have to work and do something else with my life. I have come to a point and wonder if this is how I should spend the rest of my life (be a worker ant at the bottom of the food chain). Have fun with your new found freedom !
Posted 05 Sep 2008 at 6:16 pm ¶Hi Kwok Wei, thanks for stopping by. Alas, at the end of the day, I still need to earn a living, so the new found freedom will be short lived. Just need to pray my rant here would not be seen by future employers, ha ha.
Posted 05 Sep 2008 at 6:29 pm ¶Post a Comment